you’d never get the chance to do that because i don’t talk to boys that are mean to the women in their life.. now go be a good boy and tell your grandma your sorry for even thinking something up like that
U took that scene from the office and ran with it
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god